So, I just got this in my Inbox:
"Based on your personal profile, you may be interested in the position of Lead Cafeteria Attendant-618-9A-46-04, which has just been posted in our Career Section at Hyatt Hotel Properties/Hyatt Regency Denver CC."
Apparently, I'm qualified to be a lunch lady at the Hyatt.
I hate Monster.com
words...: June 2006 Archives
One of my friends who may or may not be related to the Sports Desk at a major national daily newspaper sent me this e-mail the other day:
At the meeting today, somebody talked about how the US soccer team was
playing with only 9 players on Saturday. I had no idea the team played
Saturday, that having only 9 players was bad, or even how many players
are usually on a team.
Nice going Mr. Important Sports editor. You might want to brush up on the most popular team sport in the world since I think they're having a World Series or something right now.
Actually I don't know why I'm trying to protect your identity Josh. I think you and I are the only people who ever read this thing.
