words...: April 2006 Archives

Black Greg (the band) Update:

2 new songs coming soon, and we're currently trying to line up gigs in denver. We had to bail on a gig at the Larimer Lounge on Sunday because of bad scheduling on our parts, but hopefully we can get in there later in May. I'll keep you posted. Oh, and we were featured on the , Newborn Music Podcast (newbornmusic.com ) which I really appreciate, but I can't e-mail them to say that I appreciate it. Sorry Drew, I got a bad e-mail link to you. Drop me your e-mail again if you read this: zak@blackgreg.com

Do you think the members of AC/DC are aware that they are being sold on a beach towel in K-Mart?
I think not.
Do you think they'd care?
Hmmmmm... tell you the truth, I really don't know.
There's gotta be a point where you just look at all the crappy merchandise surrounding you and say "fuck it, as long as I keep getting royalty checks."

* Hah, that Krypto lock is no match for my laser heat vision!

*Alright team, we've practiced this over an over, everybody knows their jobs inside out, 14 months of meticulous planning come together tonight! Lets go get that bike!

* With the money we make off this glorious Mountain Bike at the charity auction we should have enough to feed all the orphans in the orphanage for the rest of the month. And get Timmy that operation he so desperately needs.

* Now that I've killed Batman I'm going on a crime spree that likes of which this city has never seen before - starting with this bike!

Sorry, haven't updated in a while.
I've been really busy organizing my neighbors into a fantasy Battlestar Gallactica crew. These things take time, I hope you understand.
Let's see, what else to share...
Oh yeah, go check out channel 101 they got a good write up in Time this week and they have some really funny shows on there. Yacht Rock grows on you.
As they say at Channel 101: "it's the future of television, and it is INEVITABLE!"
Or something like that.

- Vampires of the future are going to be much harder to kill than vampires of the present

-Sending your children unattended to the dollar theaters is a cheap alternative to hiring a babysitter for an hour-and-a-half

- Before entering any major arena of potential battle you are going to want to slowly put on a pair of sunglasses

-In the future, swordplay will hold as important of a place in our culture as massive gunfights

-Love conquers all

- Just because the movie costs a dollar doesn't mean they are going to try and fix speakers when they blow out

-Armed-to-the-teeth, martial-arts enthusiast vampires conquer all

This just in:

Bob Ross Inc. has announced in March 2006 that they have filed a letter of intent to license to Joseph Hatcher's AGFRAG Entertainment Group to develop exclusively worldwide video/computer games based on Bob Ross' creative, unique and easy to learn painting techniques and TV show properties.

A Bob Ross Video Game? I can't even begin to imagine how you pull something like that together.
I don't play video games but this may just be the way to make me start! A gateway video game if you will.
Honestly, I couldn't make this stuff up.