Writer's Strike: Day 11
Getting weak......
Blood sugar low....
Haven't eaten for hours...
Dangerously close to having only Bionic woman repeats....
stop the madness....
November 26, 2007
Coincidence? That's what she said...
I just noticed this about Fred Thompson:
Can America afford this?
Answer=FALSE
July 20, 2007
Exactly What MJ had in Mind
I can't tell if this is punishment or rehabilitaion...
Whatever it is, it is awesome.
Ladies and gentelmen, please enjoy 1500 inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines performing Michael Jackson's "Thriller."
July 7, 2007
Where you been?
Alright, I realize I should be apologetic about not updating my blog in, oh about 6 months or so, but you know what? I refuse to apologize.
I also refuse to say where I was!
How you like me now?
That's how I roll.
Suffice to say, I'm back.
(uhhhh...this is awkward. When I dramatically said "I'm back" right there I kind of pictured you immediately playing htis clip below here. But you didn't know to do that right away - my bad - so now we're sitting here with this weird pause between now and when you do watch the clip.
I'm sorry. I'll work on my comedic timing.)
September 29, 2006
I did not have sex with that man...
At the risk of sounding both homophobic and racist I offer this observation:
Perhaps homosexuals do not have the moral fortitude to lead us?
Discuss.
Congressman resigns after former page questions e-mails
"I am deeply sorry and I apologize for letting down my family and the people of Florida I have had the privilege to represent."
According to ABC News, the young man who received the e-mails called them "sick, sick, sick."
September 18, 2006
I am not Crispin Glover!
Remember when Crispin Glover tried to kick David Letternman in the face?
Yeah, he's a total freak.
And here's proof:
August 29, 2006
The Zen of Sluggo
Somebody animated the Greatest Nancy Panel Ever.
Please, for your enjoyment:
They're so cute when they're evangelizing
Armor of God pajamas for the little crusader in all of our Children!
August 22, 2006
Get My Gun
The Vast untapped market of "Guns For Girls."
You have to see the site, movable type is doing this no justice here.
August 9, 2006
Our 100th post milestone!
100 posts on black greg in a little over six months. And this is how I celebrate it?
With the best Nancy comic strip panel ever drawn!
Thanks Boing Boing.
August 7, 2006
Fake it til you make it...
I'm thinking I could make a whole career paper trail with websites like this without ever having to have a pesky drug-fueled, rock n' roll career!
August 4, 2006
OK, Go, OK.
I'm not a huge fan of their music but I really like the OK GO's low-budget static videos.
There's something about grown men who know better doing silly choreographed dances.
August 1, 2006
The new rude
Ihumpedyourhummer.com is videos of people, well... actually I think it's quite self-explanatory. But you kind of have to see it to believe it.
Basically anyone with a hummer can expect to be served.
Oh wait, I found one more: FUH2. There's a great short film on here too that I'll post when Youtube comes back up. (UPDATE: I Found It. It's above you dumbass!)
Wow, people are really tired of H2s.
That's great.
Can you imagine being a hummer owner and coming out and seeing somene spanking your hummer while pretending to have sex with it and filming the whole thing to put on the internet?
It is truly a brave new world.
Mean frickin' rabbits
I know they don't look all that tough, but I have a feeling these are rabbits not to be fucked with.
July 26, 2006
The efficiency of the rocket launcher team was greatly impaired by LSD
British troops on LSD is geat. You have to watch this.
"He himself then relapsed into laughter."
Hello Molar
It's probably a photoshop image, but it's still pretty awesome.
Mark my words, this time next year, all the gangster rappers will be sportin these bad boys.
July 24, 2006
Solid Gold
It feels good.
Make your own.
June 26, 2006
Would you like fried with that?
Work in a professional kitchen long enough and a universal truth will become apparent to you: everything is deep-fryable.
June 20, 2006
Creative panhandling
Wait a second, you're not a REAL robot!
June 15, 2006
Why we all need to recycle
When did the movie "Godzilla 2000" come out again?
Let's see, let me do the math. It's 2006 so, minus 2000 carry the 1.
It came out at least four years ago.
So why did I just see a brand new ad for Doritos using spent "Godzilla 2000" footage on TV two minutes ago.
One word people: recycling.
Thank you Al Gore.
May 30, 2006
Quick Reminder
In case anyone has forgotten, this is reason number one why David Hasselhoff is a world-renowned entertainer:
Good Lord!
What the hell is that all about?
That video doesn't make sense on so many fronts and yet I could sit here and watch it all day.
I kinda get the sense that David Hasselhoff was given creative license -- a license which was revoked upon completion of the video -- and a weekend in front of a bluescreen for that video.
I was reminded of this video because of the insessant coverage of the american Idol winner over the weekend and this clip that kept on showing up on the news:
I have never seen American Idol, but because of the round-the-clock media coverage of the thing I could tell you quite a bit about that final show, including what the winners names were, who performed on the show and, of course, that David Hasselhoff was crying in the front row.
I don't understand the popularity of this GAME SHOW. Watchers of the show seem to think they are actually choosing something important, that they are particpating in a noteworthy event, when really they are paying to tell some record company which flavor of crap - A or B - they would like to have shoved down their ear holes for the next year.
Things are going to be different when I'm king.
And many, many people responsible for putting american idol together will be the first to feel my wrathful, smitting hand of justice.
And then I will turn my attention to the Hasselhoff.
May 22, 2006
The Bogeyman better be packin'
Guess who's going to be sleeping a little easier once this baby shows up!
I can think of about ten reasons right off the top of my head why a bed-mounted holster might not be a wise thing to have. Most of them involve me taking a slug to the foot in a midnight bathroom-related injury.
May 21, 2006
Still Breakin' the Hard Way?
Remember, this flat piece of plastic is "Not Available in Stores!"
Apparently at one time in our history Gretna, Louisianna was the countries hub of innovative breakdanicng supplies.
I would venture to guess Gretna is now just a pathetic shell of what it once was during the Break Board boom days of 1986. The "salad days" of breakin', if you will.
April 15, 2006
April 3, 2006
How to eat sushi (sushi=pride in Japapnese)
I've been meaning to record some of my former boss's Japan-isms on this blog for some time now.
Ted, not his god-given Japanese name rather the "engrish" name he chose for himself to give Americans an easier time saying his name, is a dick. He never made any excuses or apologies about being a dick, so you kind of have to respect that about him. Once you accepted that he despised you and thought that you were the dumbest person he had ever met you always knew where you stood with him.
The problems always came when people thought that he was befriending them. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
Today I just want to give you a brief introduction to Ted through his own made up phrases that he has said to me at one time or another. I have added a little context to them to make them slightly more understandable. enjoy:
- "You are a little man in a big truck" (some sort of insult directed at me)
-"Your job is sucks" (definitely an insult, also aimed at me)
- "I am tired, like a monkey in the rain" (a declaration of tiredness)
- "You think you know, but you don't know" (declaration relating to my lack of understanding a certain topic)
-"It's not easy like you think it is" (declaration pointing to the difficulty of a task at hand)
-"I am a Cowboy. You are a farmer." (I'm not sure with this one. More than likely an insult.)
-"Your house is smells like cats. You don't notice, but I do." (Keen observation/insult.)
The Man in Black, The Bird in Yellow
Johnny Cash on Sesame Street? It happened. “Don’t Take Your Ones To Town”.
Alright, I think I just added a new tool in my weblog arsenal. VIDEO! I stumbled across this a while ago and loved it, but I didn't really have a way to share with you. Now, thanks to my hard work and dedication, I giive you Johnny Cash on Sesame Street parodying his song "Don't Take Your Guns to Town." I find that the video sometimes locks up on me until I hold my mouse button down. Not sure wh this is happening. I'll have the tech guys look into it. (p.s. I'm trying to find the video of the Rolling Stones doing a 1960s Rice Krispies commercial. Let me know if you've seen it floating around out there. Next step after that: the whole lost Cocksucker Blues documentary about the stones is getting posted when I find it.)
Testing my video playback
March 10, 2006
Make those robots dance!
You kids like the Hip Hop right?
And I know you like the Radiohead (musical geniuses, how could you not love them?)
What if I were to point you to a link where they have combined Hip Hop with Radiohead? You'd go there wouldn't you?
You would right?
Tell them Zak sent you.
My fancy new shoes
There was a lull in the internet this week. Seriously, it was like all of a sudden there was nothing interesting online. Beleive, I looked at the whole thing. I went from one end of the interent to the other.
And then, as I was giving up hope that I'd ever be able to post again, I decided to calm my nerves by shopping for overpriced basketball shoes and this fell into my lap.
How are you going to show up on a basketball court with a pair of these on?
"The Code M System is integrated into the basketball sneaker's heel and tongue. It can hold up to 100 songs, running on a 6-hour battery life. To transfer songs onto the system, just use the USB port on the side of the shoe."
All that, and they are only $200! I'm going to have to get a few pairs, pass them out to friends and co-workers.
When I was a kid, if you wanted "radio basketball shoes", you had to duct tape your home stereo to the back of one of your Keds and a car battery to the other, then balance a speaker on each shoulder. It was just that easy, and you were ready to hit the court.
That's what made us such good basketball players back in the day.
March 3, 2006
Back when Fan Fiction meant something
Remember that comic book in the late 70's where Mick Jagger, David Bowie, and Ozzie Osbourne all team up with Batman to fight crime in space?
Neither did I. And yet, here it is.
Honestly, what did we do before the internet?
(thanks to Boing Boing.)
March 2, 2006
Tricktickler Larkin Flow
Can't talk right now... getting my pimp on.
I highly suggest you find out what your pimp name is and use it in casual conversation around the office.
Of course you'll need to refer to yourself by that name in the third person just like Tricktickler Larkin Flow does.
(Question: could you drink out of this cup and keep a straight face? Seriously.
"Oh this? Yeah, just thought I'd have a refreshing beverage in my jewel-encrusted goblet. Ain't no thang."
At least that's what I would sound like if I was drinking my morning coffe out of that monster.)
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