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Writer's Strike: Day 11

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Getting weak......
Blood sugar low....
Haven't eaten for hours...
Dangerously close to having only Bionic woman repeats....

stop the madness....


I just noticed this about Fred Thompson:

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Can America afford this?

Answer=FALSE

I can't tell if this is punishment or rehabilitaion...
Whatever it is, it is awesome.

Ladies and gentelmen, please enjoy 1500 inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines performing Michael Jackson's "Thriller."

Where you been?

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Alright, I realize I should be apologetic about not updating my blog in, oh about 6 months or so, but you know what? I refuse to apologize.
I also refuse to say where I was!
How you like me now?

That's how I roll.
Suffice to say, I'm back.


(uhhhh...this is awkward. When I dramatically said "I'm back" right there I kind of pictured you immediately playing htis clip below here. But you didn't know to do that right away - my bad - so now we're sitting here with this weird pause between now and when you do watch the clip.
I'm sorry. I'll work on my comedic timing.)

At the risk of sounding both homophobic and racist I offer this observation:
Perhaps homosexuals do not have the moral fortitude to lead us?
Discuss.



Congressman resigns after former page questions e-mails
"I am deeply sorry and I apologize for letting down my family and the people of Florida I have had the privilege to represent."

According to ABC News, the young man who received the e-mails called them "sick, sick, sick."

I am not Crispin Glover!

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Remember when Crispin Glover tried to kick David Letternman in the face?
Yeah, he's a total freak.
And here's proof:

The Zen of Sluggo

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Somebody animated the Greatest Nancy Panel Ever.
Please, for your enjoyment:

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Armor of God pajamas for the little crusader in all of our Children!

Get My Gun

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The Vast untapped market of "Guns For Girls."

You have to see the site, movable type is doing this no justice here.

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100 posts on black greg in a little over six months. And this is how I celebrate it?
With the best Nancy comic strip panel ever drawn!
Thanks Boing Boing.