Somebody mashed up Disney's Fantasia with Black Sabbath.
Pretty sweet (if a lawsuit waiting to happen):
PART 1
PART 2
Zak Rockstar: February 2007 Archives
Alright, this is the story that reminded me that I had been seriously neglecting this blog.
How could I let this one get by without saying something.
In case you haven't been paying attention to the Boston Bomb scare that turned out to be a cartoon promotion, go read about it here and then come back to read the rest of this.
So Boston authorities, feeling a little ashamed of thinking the city was littered with Improvised Explosive Devices is pressing a case against these guys saying that "if they had been explosive devices they could have caused massive damage to the infrastructure."
Well, yes... I suppose that is sound logic. If they had in fact been bombs, then they may have caused damage to the city. Could we say that about coke machines littering the city. Perhaps if they were explosive devices, they too could do irreperable harm and take many human lives.
Is that really case law we want on the books? It seems like kind of a stretch to me.
A suggestion for Boston: give these guys a ticket for littering and never speak of this event again.
Mark my words, these guys are going to end up getting a TV show deal out of this:
Do people still fall for these Nigerian e-mail scams or are the scams just floating around the internet rudderless like so much flotsam following a Carnival cruise?
Assistance/Partnership. Dear Sir/Madam, In our search for a trustworthy individual to work with us on a very important and confidential project,we came across your esteemed profile. My name is Paul Kube,a principal executive officer in the audit department of the amalgamated bank of South Africa(ABSA) here in South Africa. During the yearly preliminary in-house auditing of accounts,I discovered an account opened in 1996 and since 1997 has remained dormant which means that nobody has been operating it up till date. The total amount in this account is $18.6m less accrued interest.
So it looks like I have very little to worry about in the financial department for the rest of my life! (as soon as I secure the $18m by sending these guys a paltry $2,000!)
Alright, I'm slinking back to my blog after taking an unexpected/unanounced (perhaps even undeserved) hiatus.
It's not that I don't love you people, it's just that I had some other stuff I had to take care of. Yes some things in this life are more important than an updated blog. And by that I mean I have been restructuring the heriarchy of my local chapter of the David Hasselhoff Fanclub. It was a mess, but I got everything straightened out - thanks for asking.
Anyway, I swear I will start posting in a more timely fashion starting today with one of my new favorite cartoon sites : Marmaduke Explained.
See, what he does is take a marmaduke cartoon and... well, you'll just have to see for yourself. Trusdt me, it's much funnier than marmaduke could ever hope to be.
And speaking of making unfunny cartoons funny - here's a site that pairs a random panel of The Family Circus with a Random quote from Freidrich Nietszche. Kids say the darndest things!
