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Zak Rockstar: June 2006 Archives
No David Hasselhoff news to report today.
So, I just got this in my Inbox:
"Based on your personal profile, you may be interested in the position of Lead Cafeteria Attendant-618-9A-46-04, which has just been posted in our Career Section at Hyatt Hotel Properties/Hyatt Regency Denver CC."
Apparently, I'm qualified to be a lunch lady at the Hyatt.
I hate Monster.com
Wait a second, you're not a REAL robot!
One of my friends who may or may not be related to the Sports Desk at a major national daily newspaper sent me this e-mail the other day:
At the meeting today, somebody talked about how the US soccer team was
playing with only 9 players on Saturday. I had no idea the team played
Saturday, that having only 9 players was bad, or even how many players
are usually on a team.
Nice going Mr. Important Sports editor. You might want to brush up on the most popular team sport in the world since I think they're having a World Series or something right now.
Actually I don't know why I'm trying to protect your identity Josh. I think you and I are the only people who ever read this thing.
When did the movie "Godzilla 2000" come out again?
Let's see, let me do the math. It's 2006 so, minus 2000 carry the 1.
It came out at least four years ago.
So why did I just see a brand new ad for Doritos using spent "Godzilla 2000" footage on TV two minutes ago.
One word people: recycling.
Thank you Al Gore.
What the hell is wrong with David Hasselhoff?
What is going through his mind as he makes these crazy ass videos.
Is there a market for Hasselhoff's particular blend of insane mugging-for-the-camera and crappy singing?
Seriously, who is his audience?
Could a million Germans be wrong?
David Hasselhoff is not the
only one Huge in Germany.
this guy kinda rules.
I don't know much about him other than he probably died of alcohol poisoning shortly after this 1968 interview:
this is the song he was getting ready to play:
Yeah, I can't get enough of these guys (and it kills me that I missed them in denver).
This song is borderline Spinal Tapp with it's overt homages (read: rip-offs) of all that was 70's rock:
I drooled over this car as a child.
Probably because of the top notch TV ad for it.:
OK, it was me.
She's so rich now... and legend has it she used to be very attractive, I mean, what's a guy to do?
I have a feeling that if she wasn't in the pool that yappy dog in the background would have been tucked in her arm to be carried around all day.
Just a hunch.
It seems once again the entertainment industry is about to shoot itself in the foot, unable to stop the global spread of file-sharing. Considering the speed in which ThePirateBay.org is scheduling its return, (which requires a substantial amount of logistics, organization, leadership, and not to mention equipment), it would appear they were well prepared for this event. The same cannot be said about the entertainment industry.
