I was so flippant to report "No News on Hasselhoff" last week, and now this happens:
Star hits head on chandelier, cuts arm on glassSee where my sarcasm gets me?
David Hasselhoff may be hurt!
By a chandelier!
Wait a second. He got hurt on a chandelier in a bathroom?
I guess David Hasselhoff and I do not shop in the same bathrooms.
Glaring error in the story: He was in the process of shaving his nipples when the whole thing went down.
I call it like I see it folks.
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